More videos, tits and rhinos.

I was typing a real long rant about Facebook, the people on it and the Amy Winehouse VS The Norway situation on here, but then I got the news that i'm in a project this week that involves me getting set ablaze, naked women, a rhino and a elephant, with a little luck there's catering as well!

Anyway, when I get a call like this I run over to the local thrift store to get me the cheapest suit available. I found one of the prefered fabric and it now lays in the kitchen waiting to be destroyed in a few days. The problem with me entering a thrift store is the hour I will spend in the "multi-media" corner. The dvd's, the records, the videotapes. Nine out of ten I walk out empty handed unless my choice of music for the day is James Last or Dutch 70's disco tunes. But that one time, you can walk out with a bunch of classic rock albums. The last time, I found a stack of records going from Deep Purple to Rainbow, Focus etc...eight or so records for eight bucks. My kinda price.

Today, I didn't get to check out the records, some creepy lady was all over them and besides, I ran into our old pal Mitch, once the drummer for this little know Belgian band El Guapo Stuntteam. Mitch told some hilarious stuff about wheelchairs and gay people and I went back to browse through the videotapes. And what do ya know? Four tapes for one euro! I decided to go crazy and spend a euro or two and halve on some videos. Here's what I got:



Not bad if you ask me. 25 Cent for a Barbie aerobics video? Bargain! Some James Bond rip of stuff with a monkey shooting a gun? Cowgirl porn? Naked german chicks and Satan? And what about a Golden Earring video that includes the video for Burning Stuntman directed by Dick Maas? It's like midsummer christmas!

To be honest, ten more tapes for the shelves, I hope they will hold it!
Now forward to the important stuff, bring on that stupid rhino!